Wednesday, May 27, 2015

POEM: IMPERSONATION

Posting because this poem reminds me about how I feel about someone :-)

Like the dust of a dandelion I hold you in my hand and blow you away
If I ever long to gaze upon your yellow floral mockery
I'll remember you were just a weed
stealing nutrition from my earth and spreading your strangling seed
through my fertile land
Catch the current of a turbulent wind and fly far, far away
to rob the livelihood of one who believes you're a flower.












Written by: Someone Dope


Tuesday, January 20, 2015

'WHITNEY' Lifetime Movie - Why'd you do it Angela Bassett?

I, like so many other Whitney Houston fans, could not wait to watch the Lifetime movie 'Whitney.' The fact that it was directed by her former Waiting to Exhale cast member and friend Angela Bassett made it even better. This was destined to be good, but unfortunately it immediately wasn't. The movie begins with Whitney Houston meeting Bobby Brown at the Grammy's and I learned soon enough that the movie's premise was more about their relationship and who Bobby Brown was during this period than about Whitney and her life or accomplishments. According to this movie Whitney was more of a coke whore who loved parties, lascivious sex and had commitment issues. The movie made sure to shine a light on the rumored lesbian relationship she had and made it a point to highlight she did not write her own music. Bobby, on the other hand, refused Whitney's drug offers, preferring his beer, was a dedicated father, and was literally at Whitney's beck and call. The actor cast to play him also looked like a Kappa whereas the actor/model chosen to play Whitney looked disheveled in most scenes. How did that happen?

Frankly, I was appalled and disappointed by this horrible depiction of Whitney Houston. We already know about the failure that she and Bobby ultimately became. Did we really need to know Bobby's version of it? If so, do a movie about him and call it by his name. Did you need to call it Whitney so we'd watch? And let's just say that Whitney was wild and liked to party. She worked hard to keep all of that under wraps and never had her name blasted in the media until her debacle of a marriage with Bobby. Why work to further besmudge a dead woman's name? Her impeccable reputation was already damaged but we as fans want to move on and look back in retrospect to the woman we fell in love with. The beautiful black woman with that amazing, infectious smile who sang perfect notes and made little black girls like me believe we could be just like her one day. We too could model in magazines or sing on tv or act in movies. And whoever Whitney might have been behind closed doors, she carried herself with nothing but class in public. Thank you though for the scene of her dry humping Bobby in the club and getting her neck licked like it was a dripping ice cream cone. How could you make this movie with the slant you took Angela? For shame.

Friday, August 1, 2014

CRONUTS ARE SEXY

I had never heard of a cronut before today. Apparently they're popular in New York and are somewhat of a craze. I will say that whoever thought these up needs to be kissed. A fellow co-worker brought in a box of donuts from DK Donuts in Santa Monica and inside where two creamed filled croissant/donut hybrids aka cronuts aka dkonuts. I'm not a huge donut fan and completely overlooked this unrecognizable delight, but then something happened. The quiet co-worker, the one you don't realize is out sick until noon and always has to repeat what she says because she whispers, bit into one and flipped the hell out! This pastry must be oozing with scrumptiousness if it made the mouse moan. There was only one more left so I grabbed a knife and sliced pieces for the rest of us. My one bite of this cronut made my head spin. It's buttery and greasy, the cream isn't too sweet and the texture is the perfect blend of crispy vs. melt in your mouth soft. If you're ever in Santa Monica YOU MUST try one of these morsels. You'll make the O face.

Monday, July 28, 2014

MILEY CYRUS' INDELIBLE STYLE - ALL TWERKING ASIDE



All twerking and "what's causing Miley's fatique" rumors aside, the woman has definitely come into her own with a style that deserves recognition. With subtle undertones of the Tokyo harajuki girl, Miley has stepped out with a physical flair that is undeniably original. I've posted a few recent photographs pulled from her Instagram. I am proud of her for being fearless in her self expression and continuing on despite some negative nods. I'm sure someone will soon capitalize on her niche look and create a Miley doll that captures this time period. Rock on.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

PHARRELL WILLIAMS - Come Get It Bae






Pharrell Williams has been on fire with 2014 hits. We all fell in love with the infectious "Happy" from the Despicable Me 2 soundrack followed by his single "Brand New" featuring Justin Timberlake and now this smash with Miley Cyrus. I had to post the video because it's a feel good song with feel good visuals. I'm going to have a separate post about Miley. Say what you want about her twerking, the woman has definitely adopted her own style.

Friday, January 11, 2013

"DJANGO UNCHAINED" - The Movie, The Dolls, The Controversy


SPOILER ALERT - I TOTALLY GIVE AWAY THE STORY IN THE BELOW BLOG

THE FILM - There has been so much controversy over the Quentin Tarantino film, "Django Unchained!" Surprisingly, majority, if not all, of the ever increasing stir-up is coming from the black community. "Django Unchained" is a Western style flick portraying a newly freed slave Django (Jamie Foxx) who becomes a bounty hunter and basically goes on a legal killing spree of white criminals while searching for his wife who was recently sold to an unknown plantation. I am a huge Quentin Tarantino fan but I did not know Django Unchained was his work. I begrudgingly went to see the film with a group of friends but I entered the theater with the same misconceptions many other blacks have which is: this is a movie about slavery and I have no interest in watching some film person's interpretation of it. I had no idea what I was in for. My liking for the movie was immediate and intense. I soon recognized the classic Tarantino style of the film and after confirming with my friend that he wrote/directed it I knew the man was a genius with balls as big as Texas. Not only does the movie contain all the violent, over the top, pulpy gore that we expect from Tarantino but he offers the black community some retribution for the oppression our ancestors endured by offering this great piece of cinematic art where revenge and vindication are had.

THE CONTROVERSY - I just don't understand it. Spike Lee is adamantly opposed to this "slave" movie, however, he refuses to watch it. What bugs me is that Spike he has a legion of followers who are standing behind his ignorant viewpoint knowing his opinion is not based on any facts but simply whatever his imagination is conjuring up. Spike is known for creating controversy where none exists but at least watch the film first. As much as blacks preach about hating ignorance this pretty much takes the cake for me because his voice is loud and inappropriate. Who I do applaud is Louis Farrakhan for having the decency to watch "Django Unchained" before offering his assessment which was quite fair and accurate. Needless to say, he enjoyed the film. It's one thing for the black community to protest obvious discrimination, hatred, belittlement, etc. but to protest a film with a black protagonist/hero who can ride up to plantations, behave like an asshole then shoot every white person in the place isn't exactly a slight against our ancestors' experience. As a matter of fact, it's not our experience at all! What's more is that many blacks are forgetting that this is a fictional film directed by a man who has a library of similar work (let us not forget Inglourious Basterds). Many are dissecting this film as if it's supposed to be some kind of accurate historical depiction of slavery. Wrong! What's worse is that those doing the over-analyzation haven't watched the film! They simply heard the word "slavery" and "nigger" and went on a ballistic tyrade. Was the word "nigger" used alot? Yes, but you tell me what you think slaves were referred to? Mr. and Ms.? They were property. And to be honest Quentin's overkill and satire made the film extremely funny. And please, don't research mandingo fighting. Quentin read about it in a book and liked it so he incorporated it into his movie.

THE DOLLS - OMG. Wendy Williams talked about them with disgust on her show. Reverend Al Sharpton is boycotting their sale. Friends have facebooked about how indecent it is. So, let's clear the air. Quentin Tarantino makes COLLECTIBLE dolls of characters from ALL his films. The "Django Unchained" dolls are not some novel idea that was birthed with this particular film. They are also not slave dolls. Django was a freeman turned bounty hunter. His wife became free in the movie. By the end of the film both Django and his freed wife ride off in the night amidst a backdrop of a burning plantation then the credits roll. Aside from the Uncle Tom house nigger played by Samuel L. Jackson, there are no slave dolls. And Samuel was excellent in his role, btw. Wendy and others have compared the atrocity of the dolls to Schindler's List dolls had they existed. Please people, get the sand out your panties and walk straight. There is no comparison. If you'd simply shut up and watch the film you'd know that. If you'd simply research Tarantino and his marketing strategies for all his films you'd know that. I was an acquaintance for several years of Leapold Pfefferburg (may he rest in peace) who was a Jewish holocaust survivor and narrated the story of Schindler to the author of the book. Schindler's List was his true life story. I am offended that ANY black person would compare a fictional work of pulp art to his story. I am a 33 year old black woman and am proud of my heritage but the fact that my community can take something like "Django Unchained" and reject it only reinforces why we as a people can never thrive or get ahead.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Facebook Finds - I Love This Swimsuit

Nevermind that the model is not in hair and make-up. The one-piece swimsuit is great! The designer is Los Angeles based Maia Gysens.